Lord Please Break The Laws

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.

When I Was A Kid, I Slept On Rubber Sheets, But Now, I'm A Man. And I Can Take The Wetness!

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.