Recently, I've Ventured Into The

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into The Air Today; Turns Out, It Was Just My Gas Oven Exploding.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

The Scots Are A Very Tough People. They Have Drive-by Headbuttings. In Glasgow A Sweatband Is Considered A Silencer.