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I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers... No, I Take That Back.

I Told My Wife She Looks Sexy With Black Fingernails. Now She Thinks I Slammed The Car Door On Her Hand On Purpose.

Coming Up With A Funny Joke Is Like Falling In Love: It Can Hit You Any Time, Anywhere. Having Said That, The More You Put Yourself Out There, The Better Your Odds Will Be.