Y'know, If Those Pews Reclined,

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

It's A Great Day In America When White People, Black People And Latinos Can All Come Together And Pick On Another Minority.

I Never Realized I Could Love People As Much As I Do Now.

It Was June 4, 1979, The First Time I Went On Stage. I Didn't Know I Could Do It But I Knew I Couldn't Not Do It. I Quit Everything In My Life And This Was The One Thing I Couldn't Quit.

Sarah Palin Is Latina. Pay-leen. She Has An Infant And A Grandkid The Same Age. Latina!