You Can Always Tell The

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

Winning Is Overrated. The Only Time It Is Really Important Is In Surgery And War.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.