You Can't Teach An Old

I Do Think I Am Funny, Or I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today. I Do Think There Is Always Room For Improvement And Learning.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.

I Was Told By A Girl Once That I Should Teach A Course On How To Kiss Properly. I Thought That Was Really A Nice Compliment. I Then Asked Her What She Thought About My Sexual Prowess And She Recommended I Talk To A Guy She Used To Date. Body Blow.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.