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Someone's Killed 100,000 People. We're Almost Going, "well Done! You Killed 100,000 People? You Must Get Up Very Early In The Morning! I Can't Even Get Down The Gym. Your Diary Must Look Odd: 'get Up In The Morning, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death - Lunch - Death, Death, Death - Afternoon Tea - Death, Death, Death - Quick Shower ...' "

America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember What Happened To Rome.

I Felt Audiences Are Happier To Take Comedy People Who Play Darker People Because There's A Link Between The Psychosis Of Comedy And The Psychosis Of Being A Twisted Character.

The National Rifle Association Says, 'guns Don't Kill People. People Do'. But I Think The Gun Helps.

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