You Don't Win By Making

You Fail All The Time, But You Aren't A Failure Until You Start Blaming Someone Else.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too. (when Asked If He Noticed How Slowly Earl Campbell Got Up After Each Play.)

I Don't Need The News. If They Have A War, I Figure Someone Will Tell Me.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)

There's Two Kinds Of Coaches, Them That's Fired And Them That's Gonna Be Fired.