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You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.

My Whole Career Can Be Summed Up With 'ignorance Is Bliss.' When You Do Not Know Better, You Do Not Really Worry About Failing.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.

If Your Stomach Blocks Your View Of Your Feet, Cover It Up! The Only People Who Should Be Wearing Belly Shirts Are People Who Don't Have Bellies. Now Those Little Baby Spare Tires Are Kinda Cute; Tractor Tires Aren't! Especially If They've Got Hair On Them!

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?