You'll Go Out Of Business

The Doctor: Just Had A Fall. All The Way Down There, Right To The Library. Heck Of A Climb Back Up. Amelia: You're Soaking Wet. The Doctor: I Was In The Swimming Pool. Amelia: You Said You Were In The Library. The Doctor: So Was The Swimming Pool.

The Doctor: I've Seen Bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are You Joking? It's Massive!

You Should Always Waste Time When You Don't Have Any. Time Is Not The Boss Of You. Rule 408.

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

I Think Training In Comedy, As It Were, A History Writing Comedy, Is A Powerful Tool For Anyone.