You Made One Mistake. You

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.