You Might Be A Redneck

It's Not My Dreams That Get Me In Trouble, It's What My Wife Dreams I Did. My Wife Punched Me In The Middle Of The Night; I Woke Up And Went Oww! What Was That For?, And She Goes I Dreamt You Were Making Out With Faith Hill. I Said I Wasn't Dreaming Anything! Send Her Over To My Dreams, And We'll Both Be Happy.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Gives You Tips On How To Sneak Booze Into Sporting Events.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.