You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

Because Criminals Know That When They See A House With 2 Foot Tall Grass, A Dog On A Chain, And An Engine Hanging From A Tree, A Gun Lives In That House. And If You Want To Know What Kind, Just Break In At 2 In The Morning.

If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup By Backing Up Really Fast And Slamming On The Brakes, You Might Be A Redneck.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.