You Pigeon Hole Yourself By

I'm Always Ready For Tv. I Don't Have To Edit My Jokes - When You Work Clean, You Can Work Anywhere.

Stand-up Is Not Just An American Thing Anymore. It's Global. In Some Places, Stand-up Comedy Is Brand New. South Africa Has Only Had A Scene For 15 Years.

Be Personal, And Original. Try To Work Clean. Stay Away From Topical Material, As It Does Not Allow You To Craft It To Make It Better For Later. And Always Remember That It Is The Fans Who Will Make You Or Break You.

When You Have Nothing But Big Friends, You Never Get Into Arguments - Except One. And That Is, Who Is The Biggest? I'll Let You Know Right Now, There's Only One Way To Settle This. We All Get In A Bus And We Go To Disney And We Get On A Roller Coaster - Whoever Gets The Least Amount Of Clicks On The Safety Bar Is The Big One.

I Go On The Road All The Time, But I'm Only Performing For Two Hours A Night, And Then I'll Do A Meet-and-greet, And Then I'll Get A Bite To Eat, Get Drunk, Pass Out, Wake Up The Next Day, Sleeping The Next Day, Sleeping Off The Hangover, And Then I'm In The Next City.