You've Just Got To Give

When I Was Kid, Yeah, My Family, My Parents Wanted Me To Marry A Jewish Girl Because That Was What They Taught Their Children, And Thought It Would Be An Easier Life For Me To Raise A Jewish Kid. And I Have A Jewish Wife, I Have A Jewish Kid. They Seem Pretty Happy About It.

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

I've Always Had Lots Of Friends And My House Was The House They All Hung Out At.

I Don't Want Want To Go To Jail, I'm Fragile.

I Still Get Very Scared When I Step In Front Of A Live Audience.