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People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Republicans Have A New Healthcare Proposal: Just Say No To Illness!

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.