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One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.

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I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.