You're Only As Young As

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book. . . . I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.