Zeus /n./ The Chief Of

The Furrier Gets The Skins Of More Foxes Than Asses.

X, N. In Our Alphabet Being A Needless Letter Has An Added Invincibility To The Attacks Of The Spelling Reformers, And Like Them, Will Doubtless Last As Long As The Language.

All Are Lunatics, But He Who Can Analyze His Delusions Is Called A Philosopher.

Piano, N. A Parlor Utensil For Subduing The Impenitent Visitor. It Is Operated By Depressing The Keys Of The Machine And The Spirits Of The Audience.

Corporation: An Ingenious Device For Obtaining Profit Without Individual Responsibility.