A Homeless Guy Came Up

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.