When We Got Married My

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.