A Man's Only As Old

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

I Made A Killing On Wall Street A Few Years Ago...i Shot My Broker.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.