About Every Four Years, Someone

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.

Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private Hero.

It Was Julie Burchill Who Decreed That, Beyond A Certain Age, A Man Should Not Be Seen In A Leather Jacket.

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.

The Outfits Come And Go But There Is A Constant That I Like About The Catwalk Model: The Snotty Expression.