About The Only Time Congress

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.