Actually, My Wine Was Served

If Elected, I Will Win.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.