Sex Doesn't Have To Be

As I've Always Said: The Future Lies Ahead.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

Actually, My Wine Was Served At The White House Twice. Reagan Must Have Been Asleep When He Ordered It.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.