Ain't Fit For Man Nor

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.