Anything Worth Doing Well Is

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing Slowly.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.