As A Fan, I'm Distraught,

The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.

The Core Belief That Drives Terrorism Is The Notion Of A "holy Place," Along With The Idea That Some People Belong There And Other People Don't. That's Why The Only Solution To Terrorism Is For Religious Scholars To Hold A Global Summit To Agree On The Definition Of "holy Place." Once They Agree On A Definition, It Will Be Easier To Mock It Into Submission.

Boss: I Just Heard That Light Travels Faster Than Sound. I'm Wondering If I Should Shout When I Speak, Just So My Lips Appear To Sync-up With My Words.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

The Creator Of The Universe Works In Mysterious Ways. But He Uses A Base Ten Counting System And Likes Round Numbers.