As A Woman Who Has

Labor Is Really Going To Hurt.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

I Think Angelina Jolie Has Done Amazing, Amazing Things, And The International Adoption Rate Just Since Her Has Skyrocketed. It's Unbelievable.

I'm Never Going To Be A Woman Who Doesn't Work. At 12 I Was Emancipated From My Parents So I Could Sign My First Record Deal. I Think I Was Born Working!

I Definitely Don't Google My Name.