Ascot Is So Exclusive That

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.

Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change Your Mind Two Weeks Later.

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.

If You Attack The Establishment Long Enough And Hard Enough, They Will Make You A Member Of It.

The Reason I Don't Play Golf Is Because I Was A Caddie When I Was 13. Women Never Gave Up A Golf Ball That Was Lost Somewhere In The Trees And Thicket And Down Through The Poison Ivy. It Was During One Of These Searches That I Vowed To The Lord Above That If I Ever Earned Enough Money I Would Never Set Foot On A Course Again.