At My Age Flowers Scare

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.