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When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.