Branson, Missouri, Is Vegas For

I Think We Have To Help The Helpless. The Clueless? I Don't Give A Rat's Ass About The Clueless.

Yeah, This Country's Founding Fathers Are A Bunch Of Dead Rich White Men, But They Did Set Things Up So You Could Come And Sit At The Table, So Don't Piss In The Finger Bowls, All Right? Thank You. In Return For Unfettered Economic Opportunity And No Government Death Squads, Try To Get Along With Your New Stepmotherland, And Don't Be Resentful If There's A Set Of House Rules Already In Place.

Xenophobia Doesn't Benefit Anybody Unless You're Playing High-stakes Scrabble.

Now Let Me Get This Straight. Bush Is Anti-abortion, But Pro-death Penalty. I Guess It's All In The Timing, Huh?

Growing Up, My Family Wasn't Very Tight. We Were More Like A Tour Group With Secrets.