Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.