College Was A Wonderful Time

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.

My Mother Was An Authority On Pig Sties. This Is The Worst Looking Pigsty I Have Ever Seen In My Life, And I Want It Cleaned Up Right Now.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

Suddenly, This Romantic Agony Was Enriched By A Less Romantic One: I Had To Go To The Bathroom. Needless To Say, I Couldn't Let Her Know About This Urge, For Great Lovers Never Did Such Things. The Answer To "romeo Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo?" Was Not "in The Men's Room, Julie.