Complete Garbage. It's Like Garden

It Depresses Me When People Expect Me To Be Like The Characters I Play On Film. I'm Not Some Whiny Loser Punk, I'm A Man's Man.

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.

My Favorite Meal? It Has To Be Furburgers Everyday In The Morning.

I Never Looked At Bread The Same Way Again