Country Music Is About New

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

A Lot Of People Up North, They Think Everybody From The South Is Married To Their Sister And Has Seen A Ufo. I Told Them, 'i'm Just Dating My Sister And Couldn't Swear That It Wasn't A Weather Balloon.'

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Picture Of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Or Elvis Over Your Fireplace.