Dad Told Me To Stop

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.