I'm A Bad Lover. Once

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!