Don't A Fellow Feel Good

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

If There's Anything A Public Servant Hates To Do It's Something For The Public.

It's Going To Be Fun To Watch And See How Long The Meek Can Keep The Earth Once They Inherit It.