Drawing On My Fine Command

If Mr. Einstein Doesn't Like The Natural Laws Of The Universe, Let Him Go Back To Where He Came From.

What Is The Disease Which Manifests Itself In An Inability To Leave A Party--any Party At All--until It Is All Over And The Lightsare Being Put Out?... I Suppose That Part Of This Mania For Staying Is Due To A Fear That, If I Go, Something Good Will Happen And I'll Miss It. Somebody Might Do Card Tricks, Or Shoot Somebody Else.

If There Is A Streak Of Ham Anywhere In An Actor, Shakespeare Will Bring It Out.

One Cubic Foot Less Of Space And It Would Have Constituted Adultery.

There Are Two Ways To Travel, First Class Or With Children.