Every Speaker Has A Mouth;

What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

I Remember When Humor Was Gentle Pokes. I Used To Call It 'arm Around The Shoulder' Humor. Now They Go For The Jugular And They Take No Prisoners. It's Mean, Mean Stuff.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.