What If The Meek Inherited

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.