Executive: A Man Who Makes

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.