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In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.