George Burns Has Been On

Happiness Is Sitting Down To Watch Some Slides Of Your Neighbor's Vacation And Finding Out That He Spent Two Weeks In A Nudist Colony.

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.

I Am One Of The Lucky People In The World; I Found Something I Always Wanted To Do, And I Have Enjoyed Every Single Minute Of It.

Only Lie About The Future.

In Hollywood If You Don't Have A Shrink, People Think You're Crazy.