George Washington’s Brother, Lawrence, Was

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Here's A Phrase That Apparently The Airlines Simply Made Up: Near Miss. They Say That If 2 Planes Almost Collide, It's A Near Miss. Bullshit, My Friend. It's A Near Hit! A Collision Is A Near Miss. [wham! Crunch!] "look, They Nearly Missed!" "yes, But Not Quite.

Never Underestimate The Role Pretension Plays When It Comes To Creating Euphemistic Language.

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food: "kumquats". I Don't Even Bring Them Home Anymore. I Sit There Laughing And They Go To Waste.

If You Nail A Tool Shed Closed, How Do You Put The Hammer Away?