Hi There, I'm A Human

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What Are You?

Sure, I've Seen People Like You Before - But I Had To Pay An Admission.