I Always Thought Music Was

Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid Playing Accountant - Even If They Wanted To Be One?

I Didn't Think It Was Fair To Pretend To Give Of Myself When I Was So Selfishly Consumed With My Own Drives.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

All The Democrats Do Is Bicker. They're Not Concerned About The War Or The Fate Of The United States Of America. They're Desperate Characters.